Case in point: My oldest son had to have surgery on his hips due to the epiphysis was growing crooked! Eek! He was all of thirteen, and spent the better part of the year on crutches. He was a bundle of sunshine...NOT!
Anyway, back to the point, he told one of his girlfriends he was tragically wounded trying to save another damsel from herd of stampeding elephants. "In both legs?!?" She squeaked in horror. He told what happened, and there wasn't quite the same reaction, so you can see my point of the hyperbole.
Really, I'm getting to the point. Scar-ah yes, old things...okay, okay. The purpose of this entry is to tell you there's one aged finish you can create! CHEAPLY!!!
Crackle finish, we've all seen in, some of us
*Honest to Bob-I say this as not to offend anyone's beliefs. Thanks = ^ I